cUss-tOmAry

sO i'vE bEEn bAck in AUstrAliA fOr jUst On A wEEk And i hAvE tO Admit it is kindA bEwildEring tO bE hErE. EvEn thOUgh i'm frOm hErE i Am fEEling A littlE AliEn... sAmE tip As nEO whEn hE pOppEd thAt rEd pill. i gUEss 8 yEArs Of living in nEw yOrk city is bOUnd tO hAvE An impAct On whO i Am right? jUst bEcAUsE i nEvEr pickEd Up An AmEricAn AccEnt dOEsn't mEAn OthEr AspEcts Of my pErsOnA didn't shift. bEfOrE i flEw thE cOUp, lifE in AUstrAliA wAs thE Only lifE i knEw. thE brim Of my 'ignOrAnt bliss' cAp cAst A shAdOw OvEr my viEw Of lifE. mUch likE A bAby lEArns its first wOrds frOm its pArEnts, i spOsE i wAs infOrmEd by my immEdiAtE EnvirOnmEnt. my EnqUiring mind, UndErpinnEd by sOmE kind Of inhErEnt rEstlEssnEss, hAs sincE lEd mE tO sOmE intErEsting plAcEs & ExpEriEncEs. AmOngst thOsE is my AccidEntAl pilgrimAgE Of sOrts tO NYC. thAt chAptEr dEf ExpOsEd mE tO nEw wAys Of thinking & Of bEing. sOmE Of which i EmbrAcE, OthErs which i rEjEct. thAt's thE bEAUty Of it rEAlly.
AnywAys All Of this lEAds mE tO thE ObsErvAtiOn
thAt i wAntEd tO mAkE And chEw thE fAt Of....
it's AbOUt thE swEAring.
AUstrAliAns rEAlly lOvE tO fUcking swEAr.
thEy dOn't jUst fUcking swEAr whEn thEy'rE Angry.
thEy dOn't jUst fUcking swEAr tO cAst insUlts.
thEy dOn't jUst fUcking swEAr whEn sOmEthing gOEs rEAl pEArshApEd rEAl qUick.
thEy jUst swEAr... All thE fUcking timE.
i hAvE Only bEEn hErE fOr A wEEk And i hAvE AlrEAdy cOmE AcrOss 2 pEOplE with tOUrEttE syndrOmE! i mEAn... At lEAst i think thEy hAd tOUrEttE syndrOmE.
i'm nO dOctOr bUt bOth Of thE sUspEcts sAid "shit" Or "fUck" As mUch As A vAllEygirl
sAys "likE" Or "tOtAlly".
this shit (cOUldn't rEsist) is crAzy!!!
nOw dOn't gEt mE wrOng... i'm nOt dissing this AUssiE trAit. i jUst find it AmUsing....
ActUAlly AlmOst rEfrEshing. OnE Of my ObsErvAtiOns Of US cUltUrE - hAving bEEn in thE thick Of it fOr AlmOst A dEcAdE - wAs thAt by n lArgE thE pEOplE ArE kindA rEprEssEd.
i gUEss thE chUrch And thE gOvErnmEnt... Or mAybE i shOUld sAy thE chUrch A.k.A. thE gOvErnmEnt... hAs A lOt tO dO with thAt. i think thErE is prObAbly sOmEthing vEry
libErAting AbOUt UninhibitEd cUssing. might hAvE tO givE it A gO.